Top Shelf Beauty

Done in Coreldraw X3. 100% vector.
Used a photo from Fetcon 2016 as artistic reference

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"Welcome great-boss sir! Welcome snaga-shop of Gaz! Iz Gaz me. Iz sell finest beauties in all Nebelbergheim! Iz here shelf with fine small beauty. Very small beauty, iz only handspread tall when stand up. But iz not just pretty-thing to show; iz not just, how you say, ornament. Iz very special small beauty, with very fine magic. Can make life very sweet for great-boss sir, sweet like honey, sweet like good mead. Beauty on shelf here can do very many useful thing with fine little magic. Many fine thing, worth many gold orc-mark. Many many gold orc-mark!

"Only danger iz must not put fine small beauty in glass jar or, how you say, bottle. Not put in cage made for small birds. Instead must use special belt, special chain, special ankle-cuff to keep fine small beauty from fly-away, from, how you say, escape. Glass jar or iron cage will make fine magic bad, will turn it into curse. So Gaz not sell glass jar with fine small beauty. Instead, Gaz give special chain and things, how you say, restraints, to great-boss sir when buy this fine beauty from top shelf. Great bargain, great deal!"